Trolling For Tinfoil
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Mom has ordered it so..
Wow- I've uber-Tagged by Mom. It took a while, but I did my Homework..

(This sucker seems to highlight all the unfortunate lapses in judgement I've had over the years. )

(X) smoked a cigarette (Yes.. I’m a smoker. Bite me- It’s the only vice I have left...)
(X) smoked a cigar
(X) smoked anything else (Was never that fond of it.)
() made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
(X) been in love
(X) been dumped
(X) shoplifted (Um.. Yes. Once when I was little and a couple of times in my teens.)
(X ) been fired (Ohhh, Yeah. A few times. Remember I used to drink a lot? ‘Nuff said.)
(X ) been in a fist fight (Yep- Had to have my nose rebuilt by specialist from Johns Hopkins. The guy was 6ft 8 and 290lbs. I shoulda picked a smaller guy- I was doing pretty good until he landed one. I repeat- One.)
(X ) snuck out of parent's house (Jeez- I’d put some of these questions on my resume’..)
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Yep)
(X) been arrested. (Ahem.. see aforementioned difficulties with drink..)
(X) made out with a stranger ( On stage even.. while playing.)
() gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend. (Yes.. I was sleeping with his ex-girlfriend)
() had a crush on a teacher
(X) skipped school
(X) slept with a co-worker ( More than once)
(X) saw someone die (In High school some one robbed the drug store next door. The security guard chased him right past me, I joined in, the robber turned and fired- At the security guard.)
(X) been to Canada (Toured there- Great place- Love Calgary)
() been to Mexico
(X) been on a plane
(X) thrown up in a bar (On stage)
() eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
() been moshing at a concert
(X) been in an abusive relationship (Yep- Just got through being a doormat. I wouldn’t call it abusive so much as delusional and self-destructive)
(X) taken painkillers
(X) love someone right now ( My daughter, my family.)
(X) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(X) made a snow angel
() had a tea party
(X) flown a kite
(X) built a sand castle
(X ) gone puddle jumping (Came home covered in mud when my Mom made the mistake of telling me I could get wet)
(X) played dress up (Apparently my sisters used to use my helpless infant body as a life size dollie.)
(X) jumped into a pile of leaves
(X) gone sledding
() cheated while playing a game
(X) been lonely
(X fallen asleep at work/school (I used to work after gigs the next day.. More than a few times..)

() used a fake ID
(X) watched the sunset
(X) felt an earthquake (Apparently I slept through it..)
(X) touched a snake
(X) been tickled (Mercilessly.. My sisters are evil)
(X) been robbed (Had a bass stolen right off the stage when I was loading out..)
( ) robbed someone
(X) been misunderstood (who hasn't?)
(X) pet a reindeer/goat (Goat. Our drummer used to have one- Nasty un-neutered bastard though we were all potential suitors. )
(X) won a contest
(X ) been suspended from school (Smoking)
(X) had detention (Hell, I lived there)
(X ) been in a car accident
() had braces
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) had deja vu
() danced in the moonlight
(X) hated the way you look ( Not often- But my hair is thick and straight- A bad haircut is a regular occurance)
( X) witnessed a crime
() pole danced
(X) questioned your heart (Way too often.)
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(X) squished barefoot through the mud
(X) been lost
(X) been to the opposite side of the country
(X) swam in the ocean
(X) felt like dying
() cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers (As an adult, even.)
()recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(X) sung karaoke- (I used to host it for a part-time job.. I quit before I lost all self-respect.)
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(X) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (Many, many things. I have learned to not make promises like that)
(X) made prank phone calls(Still do from time to time.)
(X) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) kissed in the rain
() written a letter to Santa Claus
(X ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(X) watched the sunset with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(X) made a bonfire on the beach
(X) crashed a party
(X) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people (Jeez- the stories of being on the road with musicians would curl your hair..)
(X) gone rollerskating
(X) had a wish come true
(X) humped a monkey- ( She may have been.. Baaad case of beer goggles.)
() worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed "penis" in class
() ate dog food
() told a complete stranger you loved them (Still do.. It’s a great pick up line..)
(X) sang in the shower
() have a little black dress
(X) fucked in a park (You betcha.I prefer calling it “getting in tune with nature”..)
(X) fucked in the bathoom
(X) had a dream that you married someone (Fortunately, it was just a dream. )
(X) glued your hand to something. (My guitar- When callouses wear out, you apply super-glue.. But you’re supposed to wait until it dries.)
( ) got your toungue stuck to a pole
( ) kissed a fish
(X) worn the opposite sex's clothes ( The ez was rather diminutive, and I am not- It was funny when I put on her tight half shirt- Briefly. Then it was creepy. )
() been a cheerleader
(X) sat on a roof top
( ) had sex in a church My Mom was a choir director- I sure thought about it a lot when I was a kid. There used to be this one lady…)
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
() done a one-handed cartwheel (Couldn’t if you paid me.)
(X ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(X) stayed up all night
( ) didn’t take a shower for a week (Boy.. I would REEK.)
( ) pick and ate an apple right off the tree

(X) climbed a tree
(X) had a tree house
(X ) are scared to watch scary movies alone

(X) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(X) worn a really ugly outfit to school
(X) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch (WTF? I may have put mine in a ditch once or twice, but I’m a little fuzzy on the details)
(X ) played chicken fight
(X) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(X) broken a bone (knock on wood)
(X) been easily amused (Still am)
() caught a fish then ate it
(X ) made porn (I think so.. Long, sordid story.)
(X) caught a butterfly
(X) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed
(X) mooned/flashed someone
(X) had someone moon/flash you
( ) cheated on a test
(X) forgotten someone's name (All the time)
(X) slept naked
( ) French braided someones hair (The guitarists when he was passed out.)
(X) gone skinny dippin in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house
(X)cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend
(X )had casual sex with a close friend
(X)Had sex with someone and later were ashamed to admit it(Way too often in the old days)
(X)felt crushing defeat
(X)felt thrilling victory
()not had enough money for food

Good lord, that's a lot of questions..

I learned a bit about you today...but also had thoughts confirmed ( wickedly lauging )
I still like ya.(wink)
Now I do want to see your nose though. did they do a good job of fixing it?
I think so.. It looks like it used to.
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